Chapter 169: Extra Chapter for Alliance Leader Xiaoshi (11/10)

After listening to the Class-D warrior's words, the forward command staff officer froze for a moment, and cold sweat suddenly broke out all over him.

"Realized it now?"

"You, you're still too green!"

The Class-D warrior gave a sneer, stretched out a thick, calloused finger to point at him, and said, "Go back and thoroughly study the history of the extraordinary realm before you come out to handle affairs!"

"Other things aside."

"These young men and young ladies here."

"If they had truly violated any military laws or regulations, that would be one thing."

"In that case, even we old fellows would have to step in and help you arrest them."

"Yet here they are, fighting tooth and nail for you, and the moment you discover they have secrets—no matter what kind of secrets they are—you want to arrest them?"

"If they were willing to cooperate voluntarily, fine, but you want to forcefully capture them for research? Putting others aside, just us few old brothers won't sit idly by!"

"Today they have secrets and you want to slice them up for study, so you try to slice them up; tomorrow, if I have a secret on me, will you want to slice me up too?"

The Class-D warrior patted the shoulder of the suddenly enlightened forward command staff officer and laughed, "Still the same saying: having a patriotic heart is a good thing, but you have to mind your methods and manners when doing things!"

With that, he left the somewhat dazed staff officer behind and walked toward his squad's assault boat, clearly intending to wash his hands of this mess.

However, after taking two steps, as if suddenly remembering something, he turned back and whispered a parting reminder: "With an attitude like yours, if you really piss them off, they might just snap your necks like little chicks, toss your bodies straight into the water, and when someone asks later, they'll just say you were eaten by mutated snakes. Where on earth would your superiors go to fish out your corpse?"

Though he whispered this, a whole circle of people was standing around, and those special operations soldiers broke out in a cold sweat just hearing it! Are you seriously still reminding them to snap our necks right before you leave?

Ignoring the members of the two mobile combat teams who left with quirky, mocking smiles, the forward command staff officer knew very well that his rashness had just provoked the public anger of everyone present.

If these probationary transcendent warriors really started a riot, leaving aside who was in the right or wrong, the headquarters would definitely dispose of him first just to appease the fury of these unruly transcendent fighters.

"Using rebels as leverage!"

The staff officer's face turned livid as he gritted his teeth and cursed, "You are using rebels as leverage!"

"Oh my~ Officer, you used the wrong word!"

The chubby-cheeked young lady, whose anger had yet to subside, chimed in with icy sarcasm, "What we're using is a *snake*! Not a button!"

"Xiaoyou! Stop messing around!"

"That character refers to the 'Wokou' invaders!"

Seeing that things were calming down, Luo Fei, who had been watching coldly from the sidelines, finally stepped out to smooth things over. She chuckled and gave the young lady a light smack on the back of the head, saying, "It's not the 'button' character!"

The young lady proudly retorted, "My old lady doesn't care what kind of button it is!"

"Officer?"

Luo Fei didn't bother arguing with her, and instead spoke to the forward command staff officer gently, maintaining a polite yet distant tone. "Is there anything else?"

The staff officer let out a cold snort and said stiffly, "Resume the mission!"

"Resume what the hell kind of mission?"

Xia Xiaoyou also sneered, "My period is here, I need to go back and change my pad!"

"You!"

The staff officer loathed this vicious little brat to the core. Driven mad with frustration, he turned his head to glare at Luo Fei, whose identity tag clearly marked her as the captain of the Seventh Squad.

"I told you to prepare earlier and you wouldn't listen!"

Luo Fei gave a dry cough, pretending to lecture the young lady. "When the time comes, where am I supposed to find you one of those?"

"Isn't he in charge of logistics?"

"Make this kid go buy it for me!"

Xia Xiaoyou seemed dead set on picking a fight with this clueless forward command staff officer. She pointed her finger imperiously at him and demanded, "I want the 'Space 7 Girls Series Day and Night Dual-Purpose Sports Big Wings that never leak no matter how you move' kind!"

The men present broke out in a heavy sweat just hearing that!

How on earth did this sanitary pad brand get such a ridiculously long name?

This forward command staff officer was truly having the unluckiest day of his life, picking a fight with none other than the female demon Xia Xiaoyou.

Originally, he had intended to smooth things over and find a graceful way out for himself, but Xia Xiaoyou didn't just take away his stepping stones; she practically demolished the whole staircase.

After all, this guy wasn't very old—probably hadn't been out of military academy for long. In his early twenties, he was barely older than Bai Yuxi and the others, and having spent his time in military academies and camps, he was completely detached from society.

Targeted and cornered by the sharp-tongued young lady, he was left standing there rigidly, unable to step down, so furious that his nostrils flared as he breathed heavily.

"Fine!"

"Are you people defying military orders now?"

"I order you to garrison at Combat Platform F14!"

Driven completely out of his mind by rage, ignoring the cautious tugs on his sleeve from several special operations soldiers, the staff officer barked, "Do you have any objections?"

"I do!"

"This old man needs to go take a crap!"

Ji Tui said in a muffled, deadpan voice, "You can control the sky and the earth, but can you control when I eat, drink, crap, or fart?"

Driven past anger into laughter, the staff officer almost fainted on the spot and roared, "Then crap right here!"

"I'm not used to crapping here."

"I suffer from chronic constipation, I must sit on a toilet bowl to do it, otherwise I can't find the feeling."

"Most importantly, if I crap here, I'm afraid a snake will bite my balls... I'm still a virgin, I haven't taken a wife yet!"

Ji Tui said with a naive and honest expression, "Officer, you're in charge of logistics, right? How about you have a toilet bowl delivered here for me?"

"Good, very good!"

The staff officer was laughed out of his wits. He turned his head to glare at the others. "And you people? What are you going to have me deliver for you?"

"We are-a foreigners!"

"According to-a our foreign rules, our daily working hours do not exceed-a six hours!"

Willie said with a dead-serious expression, "So, we are already off the clock, uh, we refuse to work overtime!"

My goodness! Just a moment ago, you were speaking Level-8 Flame Empire language so fluently, why are you putting on a thick-tongued foreigner act now?

"Good, very good, excellent!"

The staff officer violently shook off the special operations soldier who was still secretly tugging at his sleeve, and looked angrily yet laughingly at the remaining Bai Yuxi. "And you? What excuse do you have?"

"Me?"

"I'm in a bad mood today!"

Bai Yuxi sighed wistfully. "There are always a few days every month... you understand!"

I understand?

I understand your sister!

Trembling with rage, the staff officer pointed a shaking finger at Bai Yuxi and demanded, "Then are you going to make me buy you a pack of 'Space 7 Girls Series Day and Night Dual-Purpose Sports Big Wings that never leak no matter how you move' too?"

Good grief!

You memorized that ridiculously long name just by hearing it once?

"What would a big man like me use that for?"

"Eh? Wait! I heard they released a men's version of hemorrhoid pads recently?"

Bai Yuxi widened his eyes in surprise and said, "If you can buy it, bring me a pack of those instead!"

"You guys are going too far!"

The staff officer finally suffered a complete mental breakdown and instinctively lunged forward to fight Bai Yuxi and the others to the death.

However, the moment his body leaned forward, his shoulders were firmly grabbed in a vice-like grip, rendering him completely unable to move.

Having lost his mind, the frenzied staff officer spun around and threw a vicious elbow strike. "Let go of me! I'll fight them to the death..."

Catching the incoming elbow with a firm grasp, Xie Long, the commander of the Special Logistics Frontline Forces—Commander Xie—said with a dark, gloomy face, "Who exactly are you planning to fight to the death with?" (To be continued.)