Chapter 141 The Eerie Resurrection of Consciousness

Immortal Bandit Roma 2586 words 2026-04-11 15:28:52

Chapter 141: The Bizarre Resurrection of Consciousness

It goes to show that there is quite a significant gap in women's intelligence as well.

Seeing that Tu Zhe couldn't squeeze out a complete fart for the longest time, little sister Su used tactical retreat to back him into a corner.

Hearing this, Tu Zhe anxiously blurted out, "Sister Su, please don't say that. If you are willing to go with me to Northern俱芦洲 (Uttarakuru), that is precisely what I've been praying for!"

Little sister Su's heart blossomed with joy upon hearing this, while Doggy muttered aside, "Knowing you'd prioritize a girl and forget your sister like this, this Doggy would have... would have..."

Doggy muttered "would have" for ages without managing to come up with a single harsh threat.

Saying "I'll leave you"? How could that possibly work?

Yet, yet—how could the two of you possibly understand Doggy's depression!

Doggy had been thoroughly, miserably depressed during this period.

First, it was Sister Yueyi's undisguised affection for the scoundrel big brother;

Then, it was the three demonesses' adoration and passionate devotion toward the scoundrel big brother;

Next, even Fox Third Madam's gaze whenever she looked at the scoundrel big brother seemed entirely wrong;

And what was even more infuriating was that old fox of a fairy queen was also acting all flirtatious, coming within a hair's breadth of swallowing the scoundrel big brother whole.

How do you guard against fire, theft, and beauties? Is defense even possible against that?

Watching little sister Su also about to fall from grace, how could Doggy not feel depressed enough to cry?

In the end, Doggy came up with a brilliant idea: first make the scoundrel big brother a married man. That way, if anyone else still harbored designs on him, they'd have to deal with his wife's permission first, right?

Although Doggy really, truly did not want the scoundrel big brother to take a wife, but—but—did Doggy have any other choice?

Thus, making a tremendous sacrifice, upon seeing little sister Su, Doggy made up her mind to turn little sister Su into her sister-in-law.

Sister Su wasn't too bad, right?

At least she wasn't like Sister Yueyi who was as fiery as Erguotou;

At least she wasn't like the three demonesses who were no longer pure.

At the very least, she barely matched our family's scoundrel big brother, right?

Therefore, even though Doggy was muttering about the scoundrel big brother prioritizing a girl over his sister, she still shrieked aloud, "Awesome, awesome! Sister Su is coming along, and when we return she'll be Sister-in-law Su, hee hee..."

***

Little sister Su blushed so intensely that she had no idea how to deal with the mischievous Doggy.

However, as Doggy openly meddled and played matchmaker for the two of them, little sister Su's heart felt as sweet as if she had eaten honey. She truly believed there was no maiden in the entire world more understanding than Doggy.

Not long after Tu Zhe and little sister Su reached a consensus to journey together to Uttarakuru, Red Baby within Tu Zhe's alaya-vijnana prepared to emerge.

Having advanced in rank not long ago, refining Brahma Crystals any further was out of the question. Therefore, after sweeping through the entire library, Red Baby grew exceptionally bored.

Just as Tu Zhe and little sister Su were chanting and singing cheesy verses together once more, Red Baby popped right out of Tu Zhe's spiritual platform, giving little sister Su—who was utterly intoxicated in poetry and first love—a sudden start.

Tu Zhe dropped his brush, put on a stern face, and scolded, "You're already a big boss now; don't you know you shouldn't be so rash and careless in everything you do? Don't you know your old man here is busy?"

In truth, he resented Red Baby for lacking situational awareness and ruining his romantic mood.

Red Baby didn't care about any of that. Flying in mid-air, he circled little sister Su a few times before winking at Tu Zhe. "Old man, you really couldn't hold it in anymore, huh? When are you planning to carry this prospective mother-in-law home as your bride?"

Tu Zhe raised a hand in a feigned gesture of striking him. With a startled scream, Red Baby crashed directly into little sister Su's embrace, shoving his head hard into her modest cleavage while shouting as he burrowed: "Save me, prospective mommy—!"

Having lived this long, little sister Su had never experienced anyone assaulting her chest. Her face instantly flushed fiery red, completely at a loss for how to handle this suddenly appearing brat.

At that moment, Doggy rushed over, grabbed Red Baby by the collar, and scolded, "Spare the rod for three days and he'll tear down the roof tiles! Red Baby, does this auntie of yours think your hide is getting too itchy?"

With a cheeky grin, Red Baby replied, "Auntie, please raise your precious claws high; your nephew pays his respects to you, hee hee..."

Tu Zhe then recounted to little sister Su how his alaya-vijnana had given birth to two avatar sons.

Upon hearing this, little sister Su could scarcely believe her ears.

"You've actually refined a second avatar?" she exclaimed. "That's something even many True Monarchs cannot accomplish!"

With a cheeky grin, Red Baby chimed in, "Prospective mommy, don't make such a big fuss. This old man of mine doesn't have many other skills, but his ability to father sons is unmatched in heaven and earth. Before long, you'll get to meet little number three, hee hee..."

Little sister Su felt a mild bout of dizziness.

What kind of concept was this? Just casually cultivating an avatar to serve as a son? Wasn't this far too miraculous?

As for avatars, once one reached the Great Saint realm, almost everyone could cultivate one.

However, those avatars were merely another version of oneself and generally possessed no tremendous divine powers. They simply allowed the spirit to exit the body upon the destruction of the physical form, enabling one to reconstruct a body or seize another's existence through possession, thus avoiding complete annihilation of body and soul. Who had ever heard of one avatar after another being nurtured into existence like this, and even becoming the biological sons of the main body?

Little sister Su was somewhat bewildered.

Tu Zhe then related his past encounters to her. Aside from the Brahma Egg—that world's golden embryo which he dared not mention—he concealed no other secrets from little sister Su. He even revealed how many King-grade Brahma Crystals he currently possessed and the secret of his ownership of the Great Sameness Star Nation. This was practically stripping himself bare for little sister Su to examine to her heart's content.

After the initial shock, little sister Su was overwhelmed by an incomparable sense of happiness.

***

Goodness, he told me everything! Just how much trust must he have in me?

Did this mean he deeply... loved me?

With watery eyes and blooming spring in her gaze, little sister Su looked at Tu Zhe and found everything about him wonderful. People deeply in love—what remaining intelligence could they possibly possess?

Tu Zhe's gaze met hers as well, and he found little sister Su's eyes hazy and rippling with light, as though countless mandala flowers were blooming within them.

Damn it, falling from grace actually feels pretty good, you know!

Just as the two souls who had newly fallen into the river of love gazed deeply into each other's eyes, a shadow outside finally failed to suppress its sobbing and hurriedly slipped away into the darkness.

It must be said that the vigilance of people in love is utterly abysmal.

Normally, given the might of Tu Zhe's divine sense, how could anyone have eavesdropped outside without him detecting it?

The shadow that had eavesdropped for a long time and then departed in desolate sorrow was, of course, Little Pig.

Knowing that little sister Su was going to follow Tu Zhe to Uttarakuru, Little Pig had secretly resolved to follow them all the way.

Little Pig told herself, even if little sister Su doesn't accept my love, she can't stop me from continuing to love her, right?

Little Pig will follow you in the shadows, protecting you until the end of time.

What? Following her will only bring me greater pain?

Ahem... You people will never understand my tender affection!

Meanwhile, in the distant expanse of space, Tang Youyou walked blankly through the pitch-black vacuum, followed closely by a Heavenly Venerate, a group of Great Saints, and several Saints.

This Heavenly Venerate had once attempted to abduct Tang Youyou back to the Northwestern Dark Heavens, but to his surprise, although Tang Youyou had lost her consciousness, her instinctive cultivation techniques remained. Moreover, stripped of conscious thought, her subconscious attacks were all the more fierce and pure, causing the Heavenly Venerate to hesitate and refrain from acting rashly out of sheer astonishment.

Since they made no move, Tang Youyou paid them no heed either, continuing to walk straight ahead through the cosmos.

After an unknown passage of time, suddenly, one day, Tang Youyou halted her steps and stood silently in place for a long while.

Just as the group felt this was rather peculiar, they saw Tang Youyou suddenly turn around to face them. Her eyes had grown clear and bright, as though...

As though thought and consciousness had finally returned.